(Menopausal) Hot Flash Mania! Hahahahaha!
I am a raving lunatic
Get the bleep away from me,
I’m having quite the hissy fit
Don’t make me count to three.
I’m vacuuming the house right now
I’m cleaning every stitch,
The sweat is beading off my brow
Here comes that Inner Bitch.
It’s bad enough I have to clean
But really must I Flash,
I’m so effin hot right now
What’s ok to smash?
My neck is sore, my arm is tired
I think I’m gonna cry,
Oh hurry and be done already
Why did I even try.
That is it, I am done!
I’ve put it all away,
I’ll sit down now and regroup some
Oh, I might even play.
I’m cooling back to normal
My temper’s flaring down,
Actually I’m chilly
Why’s my sweater on the ground?
Was I really oh so angry?
Absurdly out of control?
And why is everyone hiding,
Hey, where did…
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Wow nice share!
Thank you! It is a fun poem! Deb is funny!
She is, I have just seen her daily thankfulness not this fun stuff!
She usually only blogs her daily Grateful posts. She said she was cleaning house and having hot flashes! LOL!
hahaha love it!
LOL! 😀 😀
🙂
Oh, how I remember those days! This is wonderful. I love, too, that you used the picture of Bette Davis from “Who’s Afraid of Baby Jane?”
My friend Deb wrote this post and I reblogged it. I wasn’t aware of where the picture came from. Thank you for letting me know! Yes, like you, I remember those days too. Whew! Hot! LOL!!
Oops! I just re-read this. The correct title of the movie is “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” I don’t know where my head was when my fingers were talking, but my guess is somehow visiting Virginia Woolf. 🙂
Bette Davis was nominated for a Best Actress Oscar but lost. It still is one of my favorite movies.
I didn’t see either of those movies but I know Bette Davis was an excellent actress.
lol! I totally get it! 🙂
Hahaha! Me too! 😀
Enjoyed!!!
Thank you! My friend, Deb, wrote the poem! LOL!
You don’t have to be menopausal to have crazy moments and hot flashes, right? Or is that just me?? Because I can relate to this completely, lol!
No, you don’t have to be menopausal but usually you are when this happens. Thank you for reading!
I’m just special. (But I’ve been pregnant and nursing on and off for the last 6 years.) I also have thyroid disease and PCOS… And this is cracking me up, because I sound ridiculous, but it’s true. I’m sure in my menopausal years I will be a mess.
Oh gosh, I’m sorry you have those problems. I think it is wonderful that you are nursing your babies. I believe nothing is better for them than mother’s milk. You may be surprised – when you go into menopause you may not have any symptoms at all because you are having them now. 🙂 I hope that is the case for you.
Ooh I hope so too!
I forgot to ask, what is PCOS?
Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (And an excuse for my erratic mood swings, lol)
I always heard that women with this condition had great difficulty getting pregnant or am I thinking of another female disease?
No you are absolutely right. And it took us four years to have our first son, and five more years before we had our daughter. We consider the two babies after our daughter complete miracles. Often after getting pregnant the problem goes away. But after some other complications, I was just tested again and the problem still exists.
That would have been wonderful had the problem gone away after your pregnancy. That is so wonderful you have been able to have children. My cousin was not able to have children and they ended up adopting a little girl.
Yes, we feel very blessed. I’m sorry for your cousin. 😔 I know the struggle and even the loss. Adoption is a beautiful thing.
Their daughter is a grown woman now, but they were devastated not being able to get pregnant.
I don’t know why things happen the way they do. I have two great dance that could not have children. Actually one of them had three children died after birth. Between the two of them they adopted four babies, and my grandma, their sister, had seven children. Sometimes things just don’t seem to make sense. But if they had been able to have their own they most likely would have never adopted the ones they have. And that’s hard to imagine now.
Things always seem to work out the way they are suppose to even if it doesn’t make sense at the time.
Ha, ha, this is too cute… I started laughing right away when I saw the first few lines and you mentioned hissy fit, haven’t heard that word in awhile…is that lady Bette Davis oops aka Joan Crawford in Mommy Dearest? lol, if not, she sure do remind me of the menopausal lady…sounds like something she would say.
Thank you so much for reading. I reblogged my friend, Deb’s post. She wrote this cute poem. I understand it is a picture of Bette Davis in the movie, “Who is Baby Jane?” or maybe it is, “Where is Baby Jane.” (I didn’t see that movie).
Oh okay, I thought it was Bette Davis. I also thought you wrote it, lol. Still laughing at the butt poem.
LOL! I’m so glad you enjoyed that! 🙂
LOL Pleasure to read.
My friend, Debbie, wrote it. I thought it was cute.
She did a good job. Thanks for sharing.
My pleasure!
Haven’t experienced this myself but I get it. Haha. Thank you for sharing!
You have quite a few years before you will experience it! 🙂
Yes! Haha. But I can see mom feeling this already. HAHA
OH yes, your mother would be about that age.
Yes. Almost!
You’re welcome!
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