I was in bed asleep and the dogs started barking. It woke me up and there was someone knocking at my door. It scared me to death! Who knocks on someone's door at 2:00 am in the morning!? It had to be an emergency!
I got up and came into my living room and yelled, “Who is it!?” I wasn't about to open my door until I knew.
A little voice said, “Sandy.” I opened the door and Sandy said, “Can I have two pieces of bread?”
I won't tell you what I said last night because it wasn't very nice, but this morning, I can't stop laughing. Do you think it's because I'm tired?